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Wow. You really scanned that? Bold move.
Relax. It’s not those pictures… perv.
We saw you hesitate. That makes it worse.
The only thing getting undressed is a cold can of NOT UPSTATE
These are the only nudes we are legally allowed to show.
stop staring your making the cans blush.
Come to the taproom. We’ll keep your little QR‑scanning secret.
Your redemption arc begins at 92 Main St.
Whisper “I clicked the thing” at the bar. They’ll know.
Also: Yonkers is NOT upstate.
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